A glimpse into the mind of Mithrasity.

 

How to make friends 101

scarynoodle-taku:

mayor-evan:

mayor-jasmine:

mayor-jasmine:

1.) Send them anon messages saying ‘expand dong’ for about a week
2.) Ask if they want to know who u are
3.) Tell them anyway
4.) BOOM! Friendship

Thank u to kilimanjunko for teaching me this method
I hope you all make many friend

I’ve got two ‘expand dong’ messages since this
Dying

I got one^-^

let’s expand all our friendships like we expand our dongs

lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."


(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

(Source: uvmsemba)

Joke posted on my town’s MTG facebook group:

ulianov465mtg:

How many magic players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three: one to do it, one to tell him he’s using the wrong kind of lightbulb, and one to tell him how he could have done it three turns earlier.

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

omgzayn:

omgzayn:

the two hottest guys in my class are sitting like this right now i-

IM SO DONE


are you watching a documentary on baby animals while this is happening? HOW ARE YOU FUNCTIONING?

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

omgzayn:

omgzayn:

the two hottest guys in my class are sitting like this right now i-

IM SO DONE

are you watching a documentary on baby animals while this is happening? HOW ARE YOU FUNCTIONING?

(Source: zaynmalif)